Knaufy

Someone who is crazy fast and very athletic. He eal easy to talk to and is really nice. You will wan to be his friend right away. He is not bad on the looks either.

Do you see that? He is such a Knaufy

by elllo.....goodbye January 1, 2012

knauf

1. Someone who is totally beast (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).

1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."

by knauf September 26, 2010

Jack Knauf

-noun (jack-in-auf)
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.

Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.

by bfont May 11, 2009

knauf

(now-f)
Def.

1. A person who thinks they are better than they really are (noun).2. A fool who fails miserably (noun).3. An old man wearing leather who fails (noun).

1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf with baseball."
2. "Jake is such a knauf at life."
3. "dude there's a knauf running around yelling."

by Antiknauf September 24, 2010

kaufy's dream

to jizz in one's mother's nose and have her spit it out onto ur wang. extra help...rapagizing.

Kaufy's dream is so crazy i blew your dad.

by jizz monkey February 5, 2005

Knarfy

Originating from British expats in Tianjin. Knarfy is used to describe anyone slightly dodgy. Followed by the word little.

You knarfy little mug.
Some knarfy people down there mate

by TianjinDickie September 19, 2021

Knauft

Some one with an absolute gigantic penis

Damn that knauft was HUNG!

by LUCAS KNAUFT January 1, 2024