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Some one with an absolute gigantic penis
Damn that knauft was HUNG!
Knauft by LUCAS KNAUFT January 1, 2024
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knautschehaus 

from German "Knautschehaus, das", literally: squishy house. A thing that is of no apparent use.
"This thing is as useful as a Knautschehaus."
knautschehaus by venti November 22, 2014
1. Someone who is totally beast (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."
knauf by knauf September 26, 2010
Someone who is crazy fast and very athletic. He eal easy to talk to and is really nice. You will wan to be his friend right away. He is not bad on the looks either.
Do you see that? He is such a Knaufy
Knaufy by elllo.....goodbye January 1, 2012

Jack Knauf 

-noun (jack-in-auf)
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
Jack Knauf by bfont May 11, 2009
knafty is a word used to refer to a idiotic/stupid wanker
Bailey you knafty prick
knafty by Dr. Jacob.E. Evans August 21, 2016