kluwes

Fucking awesome

The guy is so kluwes

kluwes by leeroyjenkins328 October 20, 2010

the Chris Kluwe Gambit 

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.

Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.

the Chris Kluwe Gambit by james savik August 8, 2020

Kluessendorf 

Definition of this unusual kind of creature can be summed up in one word. DORK. A pretty normal bunch when apart but when put together, expect to be laughing nonstop and always having a good time.

Guy 1:I thought this girl was really cute til i met her family.

Guy 2: Oh.... You didnt know she was a Kluessendorf??

Kluessendorf by brazilian_tonguescraper December 19, 2011

keuwescue

The day after tomorrow.
(pron.) Q - WES - Q

Let's go to the beach keuwescue.

keuwescue by NachMorgen January 11, 2009

Kluws 

Western European slang for what Americans know as Q’s or Q-Balls.
- A mixture of the anti-psychotic prescription pill Quetiapine and cocaine.

“You got any kluws on lay til I get my cheque?”

“Yeah bro I got you”

Kluws by NikoVRT January 4, 2020

KLubesAStrokin 

Another word for being a tool

You are totally KLubesAStrokin

KLubesAStrokin by BigPapaPat September 21, 2022