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the Chris Kluwe Gambit 

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.

Kluessendorf 

Definition of this unusual kind of creature can be summed up in one word. DORK. A pretty normal bunch when apart but when put together, expect to be laughing nonstop and always having a good time.
Guy 1:I thought this girl was really cute til i met her family.

Guy 2: Oh.... You didnt know she was a Kluessendorf??
Let's go to the beach keuwescue.
keuwescue by NachMorgen January 11, 2009
Western European slang for what Americans know as Q’s or Q-Balls.
- A mixture of the anti-psychotic prescription pill Quetiapine and cocaine.
“You got any kluws on lay til I get my cheque?”

Yeah bro I got you
Kluws by NikoVRT January 4, 2020

KLubesAStrokin 

You are totally KLubesAStrokin
KLubesAStrokin by BigPapaPat September 21, 2022