klunyk

A person with a obsessive personallity that amounts to no personal development in life and who's computer hard drive is filled with porn.

That lonely looking dickhead across the street having a wank is such a klunyk.

by DK Chezz July 21, 2006

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 5, 2005

Klunk

It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)

"You look like a pile of klunk!"

by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax February 11, 2008

klunkan

Klunkan, my friends nickname. Also a verb. When used as a verb its klunkad.

1: Hey did you see Klunkan last night?
2: Yeah, he klunkad someone in the head. With his head! What a Klunkan move.

by catbage October 20, 2021

klunker

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Klunker

A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.

That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.

by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018