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Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.
Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.
Klunke by WeedMongerer May 18, 2011

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.
I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out
Kunkelled out by emmt18 May 21, 2009
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krunker.io

A Call of Duty type .io game where the chances of you joining a server without hackers is as likely as a giant meatball sub enslaving all of humanity.
I just started playing this game called krunker.io but this guest keeps aimbotting me!
krunker.io by bhjbtff tvuy yu December 7, 2018

pj klinker 

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010

klunk hat 

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
klunk hat by Scott March 5, 2005
vagina (usually derogotary)
klunge by Giles September 23, 2003
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"
Klunk by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014