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klundt by Cunt girls August 28, 2019
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Klundt Drunk
A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013
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Klunt by Edwin Longshanks August 31, 2011
mr. kludt
A nerdy science teacher, about 70. Rocks a curl and a pitchers mound. Never checks his students work and never takes his eyes off his computer screen. Frankly doesn’t care about his kids education. Cranky and socially isolated.
mr. kludt by fakemexican20 February 28, 2019
Klundge
The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.
Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
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