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They can be pretty funny sometimes, but most times there just major assholes
My new girlfriend is such a klundt
klundt by Cunt girls August 28, 2019
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Klundt Drunk 

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”
Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013
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Simply the amalgamation of 2 words, Clumsy and Cunt
That guy is a proper klunt!!
Klunt by Edwin Longshanks August 31, 2011

mr. kludt 

A nerdy science teacher, about 70. Rocks a curl and a pitchers mound. Never checks his students work and never takes his eyes off his computer screen. Frankly doesn’t care about his kids education. Cranky and socially isolated.
He’s such a Mr. Kludt.
mr. kludt by fakemexican20 February 28, 2019
The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
Klundge by MrPea October 25, 2010
where an individual or a series of boys/girls go on a hunt for klunge, or to find hot girls
sam: hey lads, we need to find some girls
tom: yeah lets go on a klunt!
jack: yeah i'm dieing for hot chicks
klunt by klunt April 8, 2010
a dutch last name with an intelligent background. usually filled with rednecks
woah! he’s redneck! he must be a Klindt
klindt by hi y’all May 3, 2018
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