klog 

A bac(k log) of we(b log) entries that have not yet uploaded onto the interweb, possibly due to a complete loss of internet access caused by a malfunctioning firewall, or being deep in the jungle.

"I haven't been able to get on the web for days, I've got a klog to upload!"

klog by drgibson August 10, 2008

kork klog 

A worn-out, has-been, hot chick a la Pamela Anderson wearing cork pumps to re-live her glory days (youth). All it does is make her look stupid, desperate, and hagged out!

OMG, Tranny used to be sooooooo hot, now she's nothing but a kork klog. Nassssty!

kork klog by Erika31 November 11, 2008

Klogg 

The first creation of Hoborg, attempted to rule the Neverhood. However his evil plans were foiled by Klaymen

No, Klogg this crown is the only thing that you cannot have.

Klogg by KloggMonkey October 20, 2003

klogan 

An individual of an exceedingly thrifty nature. The original klogan was John 'Juke' Logan after which a long line of klogans have decended. Klogan concentration can be found in the Fairfax district of Los Angeles, New York City, Palm Beach FL, and Israel.

1. Don't be such a klogan, and Let me supersize my order, you cheap son of a bitch!
2. Hey, can I kloge a smoke off you?

klogan by Julie and Johnny August 2, 2006

klogger 

is a large fiece that has trouble finding its way down the jon and becomes lodged.

i have a fisty clogger in that brocken inhouse

klogger by sotangs August 30, 2005