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Keetus is a generally weird and awkward man. A Keetus is someone who is generally not good at video games.
John is so bad at video games he is such a Keetus”
keetus by MATCHST6 September 27, 2020
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John: Look at her she is so fat.
Tom: Oh yeah, thats kentus!
Kentus by Czechdude November 13, 2012
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Keetu Kentus keetux kektus Ketusha Kleetus kletus Unkle Kleetus Keet
A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.
See that dude? He's a major kletus
kletus by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015
An alternative to the popular term "kek", or a person who uses the term "kek" a lot. Also an alternative for the word "cactus". Plural: kekti.
Player 1: "Oh man, that's hilarious kek."
Player 2: "No need to be a kektus, my guy."
kektus by demedrit May 21, 2017

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009
Name that comes from Ketevan. Girls named ketusha are smart, beautiful,and loving people. Boys are crazy about them! They will stand by your side no matter what! They will love you no matter what you do! They can fell in love very easily! Girls named ketusha aren’t as popular as they should have been! So come out ketushas’ it’s your time to shine!
Your name is ketusha!?...
Oh my god you’re so beautiful!

If that girl’s name is ketusha, she’s mine
Ketusha by Nokkomacchi June 18, 2018
things that you make up when you are drunk and trying to force spinach down your brother's throat
those are some nice red keets
keets by Noosen December 28, 2007
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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