keetus

Keetus is a generally weird and awkward man. A Keetus is someone who is generally not good at video games.

“John is so bad at video games he is such a Keetus”

by MATCHST6 September 27, 2020

Kentus

Something disgusting,nasty,yucky.

John: Look at her she is so fat.
Tom: Oh yeah, thats kentus!

by Czechdude November 13, 2012

kletus

A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.

See that dude? He's a major kletus

by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015

kektus

An alternative to the popular term "kek", or a person who uses the term "kek" a lot. Also an alternative for the word "cactus". Plural: kekti.

Player 1: "Oh man, that's hilarious kek."
Player 2: "No need to be a kektus, my guy."

by demedrit May 21, 2017

Unkle Kleetus

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.

Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.

by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

Ketusha

Name that comes from Ketevan. Girls named ketusha are smart, beautiful,and loving people. Boys are crazy about them! They will stand by your side no matter what! They will love you no matter what you do! They can fell in love very easily! Girls named ketusha aren’t as popular as they should have been! So come out ketushas’ it’s your time to shine!

Your name is ketusha!?...
Oh my god you’re so beautiful!

If that girl’s name is ketusha, she’s mine

by Nokkomacchi June 18, 2018

keets

things that you make up when you are drunk and trying to force spinach down your brother's throat

those are some nice red keets

by Noosen December 28, 2007