kleptointoxica
Noun
A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.
I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.
A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.
I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.
Kleptointoxica is an epidemic in the South and East of England, resulting in social media trolling of the patient and the rising number of sufferers going into rehab.
kleptointoxica by CodeGreen76 February 12, 2019
