Kleptopenomania Share definition Flag Uncontrollable urge to steal pens, usually unknowingly. "I think I have Kleptopenomania, I have a purse full of pens and don't know where they came from." Kleptopenomania by Middayfog January 8, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Kleptopenomania mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
