Kleetus

Name referring to genitalia

I wouldn't touch that Kleetus with a ten foot pole

by OwlsBeCool August 11, 2012

Unkle Kleetus

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.

Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.

by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

kleatus

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

kletus

A backwoods, new mexican hillbilly diesel mechanic. Defines one who enjoys shooting guns, drinking whiskey like it's going out of style and is real keen at jury rigging things to make them work.

See that dude? He's a major kletus

by Dickhead92 February 14, 2015

Kleetuz

another word for nigga.. one that many dont know about it :) and you wont get introuble in school

what the f*ck kleetuz you sharted in my car!!!,this kleetuz stole my pen

by ProlyFicMaGGoT February 23, 2009

keetus

Keetus is a generally weird and awkward man. A Keetus is someone who is generally not good at video games.

“John is so bad at video games he is such a Keetus”

by MATCHST6 September 27, 2020

Kleetastrophe

KLEETASTROPHE IS THE SEXIEST ENEMY MAN ALIVE

''kleetastrophe is such an fucking idiot''

by Akuuzha November 21, 2021