kleemo 

Anything and everything

Hey, check out her kleemo!
Gimme my Kleemo.
Can I see your Kleemo for a minute?

kleemo by Joseph March 20, 2004

kleeborp 

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz

Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!

kleeborp by Mama luigi is the terminator July 25, 2009

Kleeborp 

A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.

From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"

Don't set fire to your own arse hair - what are you, some kind of Kleeborp?

Kleeborp by Pixie Dom August 26, 2008

Keemo Self-Succ

The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin

Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!

Keemo Self-Succ by Aswin_bong69 October 15, 2017

kneEMO 

To hit an EMO button with your knee and shut down a large piece of industrial equipment.

Oh man, the other day I kneEMO'd the robot that installs the front bumpers and shut down the whole assembly line.

kneEMO by AtomicAge April 25, 2011

kleeman 

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

kleeman by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

kleem 

kleem is little thursday boys cum. kleem can be used for anything, it can cure muscle disease causes my gnomes (or in general) regenerate bones, cure cancer, bring people back from the dead, englongate your elbow skin, activate your dennis gland, etcetera.

bro i love kleem

kleem by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023