kledon

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A very agressive four eyed cunt with no sense of humor. Who cannot be trusted with a knife.

Sofia: Where do pens come from?
Jennie:Where?
Sofia: Pensil - vania
Jennie: Stop being such a Kledon!

kledon by fashionkiller99 May 19, 2017

Words you can keep

keedon

One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).

A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).

keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Related Words

kledon • keldon • kaedon • Kedon • keedon • Keldon Cook • Kledion • kedongdong • Kedontae • Kledjon

Keedon

Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.

Person 1: who's that?

You: Keedon. My bff!!! 😆

Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019

kleon

A totally awesome person, often times with piercing eyes that see through the soul. Very intelligent, can use it to his advantage and do a lot of good or to his disadvantage and create destruction. He wears sex appeal on his sleeve and is irresistible. Not for the faint of hearts!!!

Girl1: Look at that guy over there.

Girl2: OMG girl, that's Kleon. He doesn't go for sluts like you though.
Girl1: :(

kleon by Minotavros June 11, 2014

Kaedon

Kaedon is an amazing person. He has a 13 inch shlongdong that makes the girls go crazy for him. Kaedon is really good at sports. Although kaedon doesn’t have the best life at home he will always make a girl feel wanted. Usually has brown eyes that are beautiful when they hit the sun. Kaedon always has rock hard abs and gets all the girls.

Omg kaedon is amazing!!!!

He treats girls great!!!!

Kaedon by Kaedon November 5, 2018

kaedon

Crazy,weird,wonderful lovely person.Extremely sexy would be a great boyfriend. Friendly to everyone and is never shy.

Who is that walking by?

Who's boyfriend is that?

Look everyone it's kaedon

kaedon by Arwin May 24, 2016

Kledion

A kledion is very man. He is very person. They can be funny. And also very blue.

Hey is that kledion?
yeah

Kledion by spooksay September 9, 2020

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026