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Kaedon is an amazing person. He has a 13 inch shlongdong that makes the girls go crazy for him. Kaedon is really good at sports. Although kaedon doesn’t have the best life at home he will always make a girl feel wanted. Usually has brown eyes that are beautiful when they hit the sun. Kaedon always has rock hard abs and gets all the girls.
Omg kaedon is amazing!!!!

He treats girls great!!!!
Kaedon by Kaedon November 5, 2018
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Crazy,weird,wonderful lovely person.Extremely sexy would be a great boyfriend. Friendly to everyone and is never shy.
Who is that walking by?

Who's boyfriend is that?

Look everyone it's kaedon
kaedon by Arwin May 24, 2016
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kaedon • Kaeden • kaedyn • kaydon • kadonk • kaedin • kadonkadonk • kaedo • Kaemon • Kaeson
Kaedon is typically a MAJOR fboy. He does all the things he's not supposed to, like vape or get suspended from school. He's usually really really attractive and has an amazing body. He appears to be very tough, but he typically can get major anxiety if he looses someone. If you get a Kaedon in your life, DO NOT LOOSE HIM, because he doesn't go after someone unless he feels real emotions for them.
Girl 1: KAEDON WAS TALKING TO ME, BUT THEN HE STARTED TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Girl 2: Don't be surprised, he's a total fboy
Kaedon by Gwisilwm October 11, 2018
One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
Person 1: who's that?

You: Keedon. My bff!!! 😆
Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019
He is a funny, kind, and friendly. He falls for the girls who have a good personality and who is beautiful on the inside. He can be capable of many things and has very weird friends. He doesn't like most popular kids and is friends with a lot of people. He is related to people you may know and may not. He is mysterious and has a lot of secrets. If you know a Kaedin don't leave him, he might be the only one you get
Guy 1: Hey you know kaedin
Guy 2: yeah I'm friends with his cousin
Kaedin by IMA_KAEDIN June 2, 2018
When a person pushes another person into a wall, trapping them with their arms.
I talked back to my boyfriend, and he used the kabedon on me and we ended up making out.
kabedon by kitkat6969696996969 November 4, 2020
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