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Funniest person you'll ever meet! Doesn't give a damn about what others think about them. Lives in the moment. Literally cute asfff. Might seem soooo annoying at first but it's only because he wants to get to know you better. He's so sweet and you'll fall for him overtime, I can't even explain in words. You can trust him with anything. He's the best of friends and a perfect boyfriend. I'm telling ya.
Girl 1: Where have you been?
Girl 2: Just on a date...
Girl 1: With who? Wait, let me guess. Was it Klaton!!!??
Girl 2: How did you- Ugh yeah it was.
Girl 1: Was he cute??
Girl 2: Girl,, you serious? Obviously!!
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Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018
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Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.
'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'
Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Keaton Albertson 

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009
A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!
You're a right bloody klaxon mate!
Klaxon by disableddan May 13, 2005

Keaton Garbage 

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating
Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.
Keaton Garbage by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018