klasien

Klasien is a strong independent women who has gone through some shit in life but it only made her stronger and a better person. She will take long to open up but its worth the wait, because once she lets you into her heart you will see she trully is the beautiful person you knew she must be. She is mysterious but only in the good ways, she likes to keep you on your toes and keeps things interesting. She is quite and borderline shy but that all disappears when you get to know her. Everyone needs a Klasien in their life because she makes your life and the world a better place.

That girl is so stunning she must be a Klasien.

by My little porkchop November 15, 2020

klasseno

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

by sexymcg November 16, 2009

Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.

Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)

by Chimkn May 24, 2022

klassen

A country bumpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. Will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken's heads with scissors. Often marries above his station

You can dress up a Klassen, but you can't take him out in public.

by B. M00r3 October 18, 2013

Klassen

To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.

"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."

by fordjanet November 30, 2013

Wayne Klassen

The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.

"Hey man, I'd have some Wayne anyday, but mostly at night. With a cherry on top."
"Hey, Lion Boy!"

by la léona January 9, 2005

Nadbiskupska Klasicna Gimnazija

A school for kids who have stricken christian parents who force them to go there even tho they themselves dont beleve in the big G

Leon: haha I'm going to the krizma only for the money Bog Te Jebo. Ide gas.
Lea: you for sure go to Nadbiskupska Klasicna Gimnazija

by Krscanski Chad August 22, 2020