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A country bumpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. Will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken's heads with scissors. Often marries above his station
You can dress up a Klassen, but you can't take him out in public.
klassen by B. M00r3 October 18, 2013
Words you can keep
To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.
"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."
Klassen by fordjanet November 30, 2013

klassen kirill 

klassen kirill, im so blessed to have the best man ever 🙏🏻
klassen kirill by kamatoznik September 15, 2017

Wayne Klassen 

The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.
"Hey man, I'd have some Wayne anyday, but mostly at night. With a cherry on top."
"Hey, Lion Boy!"
Wayne Klassen by la léona January 9, 2005

Shea Klassen 

Shea Klassen is the most mighty human alive and wields the power of all the gods.His shmeat is the size of 420 blue whale at birth.He can sit on his enemies to defeat the they stand no chance against this immortal being that even he devil is scared of.Although he dose not have sex with men nor women he only has sex with Brodie's NO HOMO.
1.hi how are you Shea Klassen good how are you human
Shea Klassen by big dawg42069 August 16, 2022

klasseno 

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure
you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before
klasseno by sexymcg November 16, 2009

krassenstein 

Floating turds that will not flush.
I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.
krassenstein by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 10, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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