by Klaif November 22, 2021
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by kingkong91 May 20, 2011
Get the Kaif mug.The couple of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson on "Glee." They officially got together in "Original Song" when Blaine kissed Kurt, causing worldwide fandemonium. They are gay.
"Klaine is the best couple on 'Glee.' I'm not even joking. They kissed, then I cried and screamed."
"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
by K.L.A.I.N.E.B.O.W.S. May 30, 2011
Get the Klaine mug.Shortened name for the People's Republic of Kalifornistan - a name referring to California; specifically, it's laws regarding gun ownership.
Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.
The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
Though rarely, if ever, used in a crime, Kalifornistan has outlawed what they deem to be "evil" rifles - such as the AR-15 (civilian variant of the military M16) and the AK-47 - in any non-California legal variation. Having a number of "evil" features (such as a forward pistol grip, which is no more dangerous than having a tuna fish as a weapon) are limited in the number allowed on a given firearm. Any magazine above 10 rounds is illegal, since only the 11th shot fired from a firearm can kill someone.
The legislation put forth by the People's Republic of Kalifornistan has clearly worked, as Los Angeles still tops the list as one of the most dangerous places in the United States.
If Kalifornistan entirely outlaws firearms, the state will be much safer. Hardened street thugs and criminals never break the law, so there is no need to worry.
by cchriss92 February 25, 2011
Get the Kalifornistan mug.An amazing person. She's shy but will talk for ages when she wants to. She treasures all her friends and family and is caring when you need her the most. She's smart and sporty, playing with determination and strives to achieve. She's beautiful and pretty, even when she says she's not. She's great at art too! Overall anyone who's friends with Klaire should respect her.
by TheOriginalPancake! October 22, 2012
Get the Klaire mug.The most beautiful Glee pairing on the face of the planet.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!
Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011
Get the Klaine mug.A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn
I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.
by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012
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