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Klaes is a very clever, sexy, good-looking, innovative and sweet mastermind, who desires to conquer the world. He's liberal and is also atheist.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.

He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.

He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
Klaes is on the way to my home.
Klaes by Klaes' girlfriend February 4, 2010
People who are named "Klesja" are most likely to be loyal, intelligent and creative. But in their own way. Their minds go beyond others. This name is a girls name.
There's only one person named Klesja that is worth talking about, the other 20 are just thieves of her name.

In daily basis and normal life, people named "Klesja" are usually simps, have a very interesting personality, and are really unstable. But this doesn't make them less cool. In fact make them more likable and fun to be around. They seem intimidating at first, mean and their "bi*ch attitude" doesn't help and give the same vibe, while instead, they're just babies, childish and outgoing. They are characterized by a powerful aura, and take the darker side of things. But we can all agree they're one in a billion, and irreplaceable.

People named "Klesja" are winners, probably because of cheating or because of their imagination, but this doesn't make them any less of their being.
S: Have you talked to Klesja today?
R: Sadly no. I miss her jokes already.

klansjuice 

The juice good ole' boys drink when they want to get drunk.
Me and Buddy Boy gonna go in the woods and get all liquored up on klansjuice.
Is the hottest girl in town, wears glasses cause their amazing and helpfull so yeah. Make sure to follow her on snapchat its klaasje_m
Klaasje is dat meiske uit amsterdammmm
klaasje by Queen.mdtc February 24, 2017

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you just typed random nonsense, didn't you?
klasjksjfksdjgklsajkldsajfkldsjfkls, are you having a stroke?
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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