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a sexy beast that can run on skis and is a seven course meal.
hey do you see that meal, he can totally be a klæbo.
klæbo by klaeboisbae March 21, 2018
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Klabo-Level Drink 

When you aren't paying attention and fill a very large drink glass with only ice and alcohol, adding mixer purely as a garnish once you notice the glass is full.
I made a klabo-level drink, so it's lights out for me after I finish this.
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kleeborp 

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz
Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!

Dylan Klebold 

Had very cool hair, but shot people.
Person 1: Bahhh why did Dylan Klebold have to shoot people?

Person 2: Yeah that sucks dude he had cool hair.
Dylan Klebold by Sarajane August 21, 2004

Klebolding

When you are heavily bullied at school and decide enough is enough. Basically Shooting up a school but with skill.
Daniel went Klebolding on Monday and set the new high score!
Klebolding by HamnBoi November 6, 2017

Pulling A Klebold 

When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward
Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??

Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold

Kleeborp 

A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.

From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"
Don't set fire to your own arse hair - what are you, some kind of Kleeborp?

Kleeborp by Pixie Dom August 26, 2008
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