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Kjolan is a term for when someone just ate 90 cans of baked beans, and their pants explode.

Uh OH! KJOLAN!

kjolan by Noiocooloe April 8, 2020

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Knolan

A man who isn't afraid to tell you how it is, his honestly is only secondary to his good looks and dedication towards his family and friends. You can count on a Knolan, a man always willing to save a damsel in distress, or put a stalker in a wheel chair. Mess with a Knolan and it will be the last thing you do!

Oh shit man...it's Knolan! Take your hands off those bitches, before he kicks our asses!

Knolan by AlandAlloveeachother November 28, 2010

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kjolan • Keolani • Knolan • Kolan • kaolan • keolanui • kholan • kjolen • kolandasamy • Kolangètism

kolani

Just that nigga

He’s definitely Kolani

kolani by Dr. Ortega November 22, 2021

Keolani

A awesome girl. She is caring,cool,awesome, weird. She is hot and sexy. Parties hard. She always flips peolple off. And coinciders herself a player.

Damn Keo I wish i was keolani

Keolani by Crazygal January 8, 2015

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Knolan

A silly boy, often cute. Says things like "cukes" for cucumber, and "Wah" for water. Would do anything for trout. Supa loyal, only loves one girl with all of his heart.

Knolan just came up to me and said "would you do anything for trout"

Knolan by Iloveknolan April 8, 2020

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kolandasamy

A faeces like creature which can't sexually reproduce

OMG please be aware of that creature it's a Kolandasamy

kolandasamy by DAYDREAMERKSM April 22, 2019

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Kolangètism

Is the art of not caring for anything on a literal, figurative, sarcastic, and metaphorical level. Derived from the word Kolangèt, used in Haiti to insult someone.

Yo patnai, vague su lui! On lague un Kolangètisme. : Hey brother, forget about him! Kolangètism!

Kolangètism by subarashislimzz January 11, 2021

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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