kolani

Just that nigga

He’s definitely Kolani

by Dr. Ortega November 22, 2021

Klanimal

A member of the KKK who is either an animal or worse that the average KKK human member... As sported by Joy on My Name is Earl

He ain't any old stupid KKK member he's a fucking Klanimal.

by Jon_Diego January 5, 2010

Klanistan

An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.

White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"

White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."

by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009

Kalani

Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.

Girl 1: Look at that guy! He’s so cute!
Girl 2: He must be a Kalani!

by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020

Kalani

Kalani means "The Heavens" or "The Royal One" in Hawaiian. Queen Lili'oukalani's name meant "Queen of The Heavens"

In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane

Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age

by Kimokal March 11, 2012

Kelani

the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.

Kelani gots dem niggas draggin.
Dang, you the next Kelani with that jumper!

by phat b March 3, 2011

Kelanie

A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!

Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!

by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010