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Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
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He's sexy and he knows it.
One of the most gorgeous boys I have ever met. He's sexy all over but my favorite thing about him is his amazing eyes. His delicious smile is a close second. And his personality, is a rain forest.

He can be calm, or a wild animal.

He is known for making the strangest noises, growls, groans, that I personally find very attractive.
"Hey I met a guy named Knolen yesterday!"

"Oh that's awesome."

"Yeah maybe I'll ask him out sometime soon. Cause that boy is HAWT."
Knolen by Juuuuuuust a Girl. March 13, 2012
Also known as the Double Jurblonski, the Kolen is an intricate sexual maneuver involving all four limbs of its primary participant. Three people (at least one man) lie on the floor/bed/ground, or even in a pile of trash. The man stretches out on his side while the two other people curl up in balls at his head and feet, respectively. The man then double-fists the person lying at his head in the asshole (it has to be in the asshole) while they curl around to suck his cock. Meanwhile, he also fucks the person lying at his feet in either their asshole or vagina (if they are female). He uses his feet to do this, and the person being fucked curls around to eat the man's asshole out.
Dan had been wanting to give Shira a hot Jurblonski all day long, but then Arie showed up. "No matter," Dan said. "Why settle for a Jurblonski when you can have a Kolen?!"
Kolen by RaunchyCheese October 17, 2008
Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
Man after having to take that shit, i have to take a shower and I feel so fucking kolenda!
kolenda by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007
Kjolan is a term for when someone just ate 90 cans of baked beans, and their pants explode.
Uh OH! KJOLAN!
kjolan by Noiocooloe April 8, 2020

Kolensky 

A literally god deserves everything, But treated like one too everyone comes to him when they need something, and forgets him when they have everything.
Hey Kolensky how you been?
Kolensky by iTicklefatkids November 23, 2021