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Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!
Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013
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He's sexy and he knows it.
One of the most gorgeous boys I have ever met. He's sexy all over but my favorite thing about him is his amazing eyes. His delicious smile is a close second. And his personality, is a rain forest.

He can be calm, or a wild animal.

He is known for making the strangest noises, growls, groans, that I personally find very attractive.
"Hey I met a guy named Knolen yesterday!"

"Oh that's awesome."

"Yeah maybe I'll ask him out sometime soon. Cause that boy is HAWT."
Knolen by Juuuuuuust a Girl. March 13, 2012
Also known as the Double Jurblonski, the Kolen is an intricate sexual maneuver involving all four limbs of its primary participant. Three people (at least one man) lie on the floor/bed/ground, or even in a pile of trash. The man stretches out on his side while the two other people curl up in balls at his head and feet, respectively. The man then double-fists the person lying at his head in the asshole (it has to be in the asshole) while they curl around to suck his cock. Meanwhile, he also fucks the person lying at his feet in either their asshole or vagina (if they are female). He uses his feet to do this, and the person being fucked curls around to eat the man's asshole out.
Dan had been wanting to give Shira a hot Jurblonski all day long, but then Arie showed up. "No matter," Dan said. "Why settle for a Jurblonski when you can have a Kolen?!"
Kolen by RaunchyCheese October 17, 2008
Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
Man after having to take that shit, i have to take a shower and I feel so fucking kolenda!
kolenda by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007
Kjolan is a term for when someone just ate 90 cans of baked beans, and their pants explode.
Uh OH! KJOLAN!
kjolan by Noiocooloe April 8, 2020

Kolensky 

A literally god deserves everything, But treated like one too everyone comes to him when they need something, and forgets him when they have everything.
Hey Kolensky how you been?
Kolensky by iTicklefatkids November 23, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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