Kister 

A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.

Our english teacher is a proper Kister

Kister by Jessica Mansell February 4, 2005

kister 

It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.

That man is simply kisterious.

kister by Rachael Stevens February 4, 2005

Kister 

When you are really close to your female cousin so she is more like a sister.

Yeah she’s a top slag, but that’s my kister!

Kister by JayonceKnowles June 2, 2021

Kister's Law 

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.

1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.

Kister's Law by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025

Alex kister 

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Alex kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex Kister 

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alex Kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex kister 

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff

"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"

Alex kister by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022