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the sign of being awesome, epic and bored all at the same time.
The feeling of doing somehting so epic then get bored in the middle of it ... I feel so "kiolk" rite now ( while doing for exp. skating)
kiolk by Mr. Kiolk June 9, 2011
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A greeting used between members of a certain group. Initially part of a post that seemed to be accidental (purse post) it has been adopted by The 5000 members of the group.
Kolkka hookers and Matt, quick question...
kolkka by Rfml June 16, 2019
Related Words
kiolk koolkid kilk kilkenny kiosk Kilka Kilkee kilkelly kioki kiol

kolkolkol 

a meme originated from the word "Kolkhoz". Used by Ivan Braginsky (Russia) of Hetalia. Commonly used as "communist laugh".
Johnny: I'd been trololo'd by Eduard Hill
Pete: KOLKOLKOL
kolkolkol by monkeyanonymous September 22, 2010
A really cool sounding Japanese name meaning "child of happiness".
"Let's name the rabbit Moose!"
"Let's name the rabbit Mooshi!"
"No, no, lets name the rabbit KIOKO!"
Kioko by Bee Lewis January 4, 2009

kiosk kreeper 

the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by
ew mom that kiosk kreeper was totally just checking you out!
kiosk kreeper by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010

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When you are at the final stage of boredom and have searched every other thing on the urban dictionary.
Person: I'm so freaking bored, let's search qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p on the urban dictionary! OH SHIT THEY HAVE IT!!!

Mobile Kiosk 

A guy who stands on the corner specifically of a city street and sells counterfeit watches and other "goods" from the inside of his trench coat.
You've seen them before I doubt you need an example a guy that sells ill gotten merchandise on a corner from the sleeves and other areas of his trench coat is a mobile kiosk
Mobile Kiosk by jamsmitty December 26, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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