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Cross Eyed Queer, Pole Smoker, lacks physical prowess, rim job pro, loves the penis (see mezyk), Has gaping asshole (see mezyk), GENERALLY SUCKS AT EVERYTHING,
"Man we could have totally won that game if it wasn't for him he totally KINTOPED us."

"DID YOU SEE THAT GIRLS KINTOP, LOOKS LIKE SHE TOOK A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE ASS."

"AFTER A GANG RAPE IN THE SHOWER TEDDY LEFT WITH A KINTOP."

"MAN MY LIFE SUCKS I TOTALLY MADE A KINTOP OUT OF IT."
kintop by KINTOP June 17, 2009
Words you can keep

Kinophile 

The evolved form of a Cinophile, someone who is extremely knowledgeable about film and is aware of all the best kino
I am a cinophile
“How uncultured, I only like my men kinophiles”
Kinophile by BBborton October 20, 2019
Japanese for Super Mario's Toad.
Kinopio- "Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle!"
kinopio by Girrrtacos May 26, 2008
Kintoru/Sama is the main antagonist in Roblox The Mimic Book 1.

She is Extremely Fast, can get you in a second.

We love her Gucci heels.
"Aw man, Kintoru got me again. I will never be able to finish chapter 2.."
Kintoru by Tokiyasumune☆ November 18, 2021

Kimtopiarberley 

Fantasy, a dream, reality and illusion, unbridled passion, desire, wondrous, future & past, pain & loss, true love, faith & fate. Dream, Eden, extravagant and unrestrained. Perfection denied, beauty & splendor.
Kimtopiarberley was the best time of my life. I dread its fading and demise.
Kimtopiarberley by pppokerface April 10, 2009
Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.

TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced

Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not

Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent

Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was

Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in

Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people

Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States

Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive

Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but

Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
kentop by wabelover69 January 27, 2022

kinkophobe 

a person who is disgusted or has a hatred for someone who is kinky
me: "hey did you hear about Nate?"
person 1: "what about him?"
person 2: "yeah I heard he was a kinkophobe"
kinkophobe by dfac July 7, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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