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kintop

Cross Eyed Queer, Pole Smoker, lacks physical prowess, rim job pro, loves the penis (see mezyk), Has gaping asshole (see mezyk), GENERALLY SUCKS AT EVERYTHING,
"Man we could have totally won that game if it wasn't for him he totally KINTOPED us."

"DID YOU SEE THAT GIRLS KINTOP, LOOKS LIKE SHE TOOK A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE ASS."

"AFTER A GANG RAPE IN THE SHOWER TEDDY LEFT WITH A KINTOP."

"MAN MY LIFE SUCKS I TOTALLY MADE A KINTOP OUT OF IT."
by KINTOP June 17, 2009
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Kinophile

The evolved form of a Cinophile, someone who is extremely knowledgeable about film and is aware of all the best kino
I am a cinophile
“How uncultured, I only like my men kinophiles”
by BBborton October 20, 2019
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kinopio

Japanese for Super Mario's Toad.
Kinopio- "Thank you Mario. But our princess is in another castle!"
by Girrrtacos May 26, 2008
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Kintoru

Kintoru/Sama is the main antagonist in Roblox The Mimic Book 1.

She is Extremely Fast, can get you in a second.

We love her Gucci heels.
"Aw man, Kintoru got me again. I will never be able to finish chapter 2.."
by Tokiyasumune☆ November 18, 2021
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Kimtopiarberley

Fantasy, a dream, reality and illusion, unbridled passion, desire, wondrous, future & past, pain & loss, true love, faith & fate. Dream, Eden, extravagant and unrestrained. Perfection denied, beauty & splendor.
Kimtopiarberley was the best time of my life. I dread its fading and demise.
by pppokerface April 10, 2009
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kentop

Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.

TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced

Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not

Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent

Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was

Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in

Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people

Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States

Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive

Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but

Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
by wabelover69 January 27, 2022
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kinkophobe

a person who is disgusted or has a hatred for someone who is kinky
me: "hey did you hear about Nate?"
person 1: "what about him?"
person 2: "yeah I heard he was a kinkophobe"
by dfac July 7, 2016
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