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Mr. Kinney
A high school geography teacher who likes to beat off on his webcam to undercover cops posing as 12 year old girls.
Bro 1: Dude did you hear Mr. Kinney was arrested and charged because he wanted to finger fuck and subsequently plow Vanessa’s little sister?
Bro 2: Damn bro, it’s no wonder I got a B in geography. Me sad.
Bro 1: Word
Bro 2: Damn bro, it’s no wonder I got a B in geography. Me sad.
Bro 1: Word
Mr. Kinney by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) March 7, 2021
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kinndy • Kinney • Kinny • kindy • Kingdy • kinny soos • kenndyl • kiandymundi • Kinady • kindygarden
sleater-kinney
Sleater-Kinney (pronounced SLAY-ter KEN'ee) an indie punk rock trio from Olympia, Washington. Consist of the members Carrie Brownstien, Corrin Tucker and Janet Wiess. Influenced by the riot grrrl movement of the 1990s. Hailing from Portland, Oregon, the group's name is derived from Sleater-Kinney Road, Interstate 5 offramp #108 in Lacey, Washington, the location of one of their early practice spaces.
On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording
Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.
On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording
Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.
sleater-kinney by Dead Maria September 23, 2006
Brian Kinney
Brian Kinney is God.
That's all you need to know.
He is one of the main characters from Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk. He's powerful, rich, a sex god, and he's the straightest gay guy you will ever meet at first impression, that is until you see him in Babylon one night... and that's just because he's having lots of sex in the back room.
He's cold hearted and sarcastic, but everyone loves him for it.
His actor is Gale Harold, one of the greatest actors just because of his incredible skill to play a character so well and so unlike himself.
That's all you need to know.
He is one of the main characters from Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk. He's powerful, rich, a sex god, and he's the straightest gay guy you will ever meet at first impression, that is until you see him in Babylon one night... and that's just because he's having lots of sex in the back room.
He's cold hearted and sarcastic, but everyone loves him for it.
His actor is Gale Harold, one of the greatest actors just because of his incredible skill to play a character so well and so unlike himself.
Quotes from Brian Kinney:
Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.
Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.
Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit
Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.
Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.
Michael: I read some place...
Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?
Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.
Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.
Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad
Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.
Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.
Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.
Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit
Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.
Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.
Michael: I read some place...
Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?
Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.
Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.
Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad
Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.
Brian Kinney by Marlene Alvarez September 8, 2007
kinnedy
Girl misunderstood by others but has a beauty. Her beauty is different from societies definition and she's very confident and straightforward with most things she does. She can be hard to handle but those that can do the task tend to be strong and great people.
Beauty Kinnedy
kinnedy by freebielover72 November 3, 2013
Sean Kinney
The drummer for Alice in chains and in my and any other drummer with an ounce of knowledge: The best drummer that ever lived.
Sean Kinney by The Dude October 23, 2004
kinneycat
kinneycat by Lightning Magg May 2, 2005
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