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oinkification 

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.
Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.
oinkification by YAWA January 21, 2020

Kidification

The ability of children to leave behind signs of their presence wherever they go...leaving fingerprints on all surfaces, ruining the paint job on walls and cars, destroying carpeting, dropping clothes wherever (except where they belong), and having their toys strewn about everywhere.
When you ride in my car, don't leave any kidification behind!

Please remove your kidification from the livingroom and kitchen.

Parents live with kidification until the children go off to college or move out. We are a patient bunch.
Kidification by pm 360 December 30, 2010

Kirbification 

A transformation into a creature similar in shape to the famous video game character "Kirby" from the Kirby series made by Nintendo. Usually caused by getting in contact with a "Kirby Cell", which is self explanatory.
Person 1: Hey Person 2 why are you so small and spherical?

Person 2: Oh I just got Kirbified.

Person 1: You know, I kinda wish I underwent the Kirbification process...

Person 2: Well good luck with that.
Kirbification by DatKirbFan November 11, 2021

linkification 

The act of turning something into a link.
The linkification process takes a conservative approach when touching the DOM.
linkification by sollyjim April 20, 2010

Kidnification 

Appendicitis, except in the kidneys. Literally defined in medical texts as "appendicitis of the kidneys"
"He was hospitalized with advanced kidnification"

KnIfIcATion 

To eat a knife with pleasure
KnIfIcATion backwards is niotacifink
KnIfIcATion by Hackerboi December 16, 2019