The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.
Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it
The process in which something is Kingified, which involves the gradual transformation of an environment through a series of excessive LED’s, candles, screens, spirited beverages, and various other devices.
“Why are there so many lights in here? And this 75 inch flat screen! This is truly an example of Kingification.”