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king noob 

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
king noob by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
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The King Noob

A youtube channel. The King Noob donates robux to people in need and likes to play bedwars and tds. The King Noob is the leader of Noobs and has a Noob Army. The King Noob are friends with CJToons and liveswordgamer. He plays scp 3008 and goes to St. Patrick elementary school. Don't get on his bad side or it will not be good. He Lives at OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEE IS AFTER ME RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The king noob is a nice king.
The King Noob by The King Noob March 9, 2023
nerds that owned other nerds on pac-man or some other S&$!
"snort" i just noob kinged that guy over there.
noob king by spyder925 September 30, 2007

King Noobachadnezzar

The King of Noobs. Period. Even names such as "Noobus Maximus", "Noobperor", "noobident" and "Noobisimo" can not describe people of these proportions.
King Noobachadnezzar is essentially the God/Father/God Father of all noobs.

KingNoob 

someone who traps people in his basement, simps for kingpro, and bullies ted the hottie

he is also high on gatorade
RTC Member #1: Hey, man, have you heard of KingNoob
RTC Member #2: Yeah, he’s such a dick
KingNoob by ZizzyToon August 2, 2020

kingnoob 

king of the noobs, doesnt mean he isnt a noob. just means he is in charge of the noobs.

can also be because he is the most noob of them all
"improve was the worst noob in the game, he was kingnoob"
kingnoob by improve October 22, 2017

Kingnoob 

A lemming. A whiner, who stole our drake :'( . - UKSA.
"Your all twats, fuck you all, I'm keeping this drake, Mwahahah!!1!!" - Kingnoob
Kingnoob by seem February 7, 2008