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Kingnoob
king noob
The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.
"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
king noob by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
kindnoob
You may THINK "High level THC weed. Very potent!" when you hear Kind, but in reality, Kindnoob (also known as lolkind) is a hermit (one without a family). Kindnoobs tend to play online games and harass players of upper class, such as Mikeyxcores, BeatZakumUps, or TxTidusxTs
I'm KSing Kindnoob.
kindnoob by I'm Not Mikeyxcore February 7, 2010
Kinggoobsthefeeth
Kinggoobsthefeeth is a fucking amazing artist on soundcloud that's going to be huge someday. He also exclusively makes weird content that is named after bluey and has literally nothing to do with it. Peak artist.
Person #1: listened to the new Kinggoobsthefeeth album?
Person #2: no he makes shit music
Everyone else including person #1: Say that again bitch, I dare you
Person #2: no he makes shit music
Everyone else including person #1: Say that again bitch, I dare you
Kinggoobsthefeeth by palindrome 7907 March 3, 2026
The King Noob
A youtube channel. The King Noob donates robux to people in need and likes to play bedwars and tds. The King Noob is the leader of Noobs and has a Noob Army. The King Noob are friends with CJToons and liveswordgamer. He plays scp 3008 and goes to St. Patrick elementary school. Don't get on his bad side or it will not be good. He Lives at OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEE IS AFTER ME RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The King Noob by The King Noob March 9, 2023
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.