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king monke 

you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments
king monke by Klng Monke June 25, 2021

Monke King

The ruler of the Monke Kingdom. This chubby boye is fearless, he beats his fully-grown male chest before attacking his prey. This title only belongs to the greatest.
Monke King by Monke King February 1, 2021

Monkey King 

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.
The Monkey King by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

King Butt monkey 

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey
King Butt monkey by Checken April 15, 2008

Monkey King 

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.
My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.
Monkey King by Drakkus October 19, 2011