King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.
This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.
by The Monkey King September 20, 2003
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A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.
Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King
by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018
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The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.
My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.
by Drakkus October 19, 2011
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Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.
She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.
by QC Inspector #30 April 9, 2009
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