king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

King Douche

A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.

Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.

by speakermouth March 24, 2011

King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.

That King Douche Bag is such a douche.

by T-Bag King May 6, 2009

King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.

1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!

by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010

king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.

JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos

by KingD93 February 11, 2013

King Douche bag

A person who is the king of all douche bag

Sebastian
King Douche bag

by Claymore124 April 11, 2014

King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015