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mindfuckingly 

adv.

Used to describe any action done soooooo earth-shatteringly epic, you'll be incappable of living a normal life afterwards.
1: Kevin ate me out so mindfuckingly well last night, it almost made up for his whiskey dick last weekend.

2: That chick tits are so mindfuckingly gorgeous, I'd die a happy man if I got slapped in the face by one of them. Yeah, even just one.

3: Bitch, I was mindfuckingly drunk last night. What the FUCK did we drink?

What DIDN'T we drink???
mindfuckingly by EEE-NUH April 9, 2010

mindfucking 

a mind fuck is when a girl is confused and cannot give a boy the answer he wants

mindfucking is the verb form of that

most of the time, unfortunately, the girl has no idea what she is doing, and the more she tries to explain herself, the more inconsistent she becomes and the more confused he becomes. in the end, both normally realize they are mindfucking over nothing at all. nothing at all. unfortunately, the endings most probably aren't happy ones.
here is an example of a mindfuck:
Boy loves girl and girl loves boy. Boy will change life for girl and move to other state for her. Girl doesn't want that. But girl wants him. Boy thinks he is just getting a mindfucking. When really Girl just doesnt want to disappoint or commit. Girl still likes Boy and Boy still like Girl. But now the relationship is HINDERed.

kickfucking

The art of receiving sexual pleasure from being repeatedly kicked in the ass.
"Dude you're into kickfucking too? That is totally fucking radical."
kickfucking by TRose January 11, 2005

KickFucking

The Process in Which One is Stimulated by being Kicked By someone Else In The Genitalia.
Ron Is KickFucking Grant.
KickFucking by Watu October 25, 2006

Mindfucking 

When you throb your Jimmy into your brain!
Ima Mindfucking!

Kickfucking

The act of getting your F on by kicking your partner in his ass while eating Doritos.
"I brought some Doritos - ready for some rough kickfucking?"
Kickfucking by octacle April 19, 2025
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