octacle's definitions

Snailing

The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.

"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"

by octacle December 22, 2024

Kickfucking

The act of getting your F on by kicking your partner in his ass while eating Doritos.

"I brought some Doritos - ready for some rough kickfucking?"

by octacle April 19, 2025

Suped

The act of setting up Superman to summon him to your aid.

We got Suped! We got Suped!

by octacle August 21, 2024

Chopo

Child pornography. Derived from the term "chomo", meaning "child molester".

He was arrested for possession of chopo.

by octacle July 8, 2025

Louisiana Steamboat

The most dangerous kiss to ever give someone. Made famous by Smosh.

"No, not the Louisiana Steamboat, no! Oh… that feels kinda good!" - Stevie

by octacle August 21, 2024

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024

Tigglies

Testicles.

"Chris, if I find out you ate my fish & chips, I'm gonna knock you right in the tigglies!"

by octacle May 13, 2025