eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 12, 2005

kickfucking

The art of receiving sexual pleasure from being repeatedly kicked in the ass.

"Dude you're into kickfucking too? That is totally fucking radical."

by TRose January 12, 2005