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ill kill you 

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.
1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
ill kill you by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004

I guess Ill just kill myself 

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

I guess Ill just kill myself 

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.
Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

I'll kill him if I see him 

Ha! You'd better hurry up! You know? Cus you're not going to be able to see anything pretty soon here! Right!? Because of the deterioration!? Ahahahaha!
Dan Crenshaw "I'll kill him if I see him!"

Hym "Hahaha! Great! I'll probably start with you and DeSantis if I'm being honest so... Go ahead. Go kill him. You're running out of time. Saves me the trouble of doing it. Go forth Dan-Kun!"

I’ll fucking kill ya 

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt
I’ll fucking kill ya by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.
Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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