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ill kill you 

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.
1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
ill kill you by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004

I guess Ill just kill myself 

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

I guess Ill just kill myself 

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.
Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

I'll kill him if I see him 

Ha! You'd better hurry up! You know? Cus you're not going to be able to see anything pretty soon here! Right!? Because of the deterioration!? Ahahahaha!
Dan Crenshaw "I'll kill him if I see him!"

Hym "Hahaha! Great! I'll probably start with you and DeSantis if I'm being honest so... Go ahead. Go kill him. You're running out of time. Saves me the trouble of doing it. Go forth Dan-Kun!"

I’ll fucking kill ya 

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt
Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.
Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.