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A joint perfectly rolled into the shape of a candle, hence the slang term "Kinday." This is referred to as such so that most people in public won't understand what the fuck you're talking about and to keep the snakes/jakes in the dark. Term first coined in 2011 by E.M.W. around the DC area.
"What up?"

"Man, fuck today. I just got fired."

"Shit, how bout you come thru smoke a Kinday and relax. Not like you got shit to do anymore,".

"Bet! I'll meet you at The Bakery."
Kinday by KindayMan'11 July 28, 2019
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An item or accessorily that is overly flashy; Yellow gold, oversized designer logos on clothing.
Adam: Have you seen my new rolex? It's nice innit
Jay: That's fucking kildare shit, get it out of my face
Kildare by 83983h October 19, 2020
Noun; A person who is a complete buzzkill, has no trust in anyone, and goes out of his or her way to ruin an event in which he or she is unhappy with.
Wow she ruined our party because she was going to be out of town. What a Killday!
Killday by BushLover10 July 21, 2011
An alternative form of birth celebration, in contrast to the traditional birthday. Each kiloday is 1000 days apart, starting at birth.
They say I'm 27, but I'm just 10 kilodays. Feeling young!
kiloday by ZuderDuder October 8, 2013
Pretty much the coolest last name anyone could possibly have. Kildals are usually the funnest people in the room, and are always remembered. Only for awesome people, especially Norwegians.
Justin Bieber: hey do you see that awesome girl over there?

Usher: yeah she's really cool

Justin Bieber: yeah.. she must be a Kildal
Kildal by Norwegian:) March 27, 2011
Kildare (Cill Dara - Church of the Oaks) is a county in Ireland It is in the Province of Leinster and is South West of Dublin (the Capital of Ireland County Town - Naas [Pop. - approx. 164000.
Places of Interest - the historical town of Kildare; Maynooth where the National University of Ireland and St Patrick's College are situated and the Curragh Race Course
We live in the north of Ireland We make regular trips to Kildare to watch the horse racing at the Curragh. Yhere are many stud farms close to the Curragh. Driving past the Curragh in the early morning is a pleasant sight. You usually see strings of horses with their riders being exercised on the gallops.
Kildare by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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