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Kildare (Cill Dara - Church of the Oaks) is a county in [Ireland It is in the Province of Leinster and is South West of Dublin (the Capital of Ireland
County Town - Naas
Pop. - approx. 164000.
Places of Interest - the historical town of Kildare; Maynooth where the National University of Ireland and St Patrick's College are situated and the Curragh Race Course
We live in the north of Ireland We make regular trips to Kildare to watch the horse racing at the Curragh. Yhere are many stud farms close to the Curragh. Driving past the Curragh in the early morning is a pleasant sight. You usually see strings of horses with their riders being exercised on the gallops.
Kildare by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

Kildare boys 

Kildare boys are boys who try to be blanch boys they are uneducated nuisances and are irrelevant.
Kildare boys by Cheee101 August 27, 2019

Kildare College 

if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.
I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????

Kildare lily white 

The act of jizzing into a girls belly button after prolonged edging until the splooge that trickles down forms a flower like appearance
John: Bro, I heard you bagged Kate last night
Jack: Yeah, I gave her a good time
John: Ah you divil, what did you end up doing
Jack: Gave her a Kildare Lily White
John: You fucking cretin

The Dirty Dr. Kildare 

A woman that goes to the gynecologist with dirty panties,untrimmed bush and an unclean,smelly snapper
I heard that chick got sent home from the gynecologist for pulling The Dirty Dr. Kildare
The Dirty Dr. Kildare by wolfbait51 December 9, 2011

kindareah 

When you have diahreah but it's sill partially solid.
-did you shit in my bathroom? It smells like 100% ass!
-yeah dude, I have kindareah
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