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Derived from the word "kielbasa". It is a large sausage.
Ugne's hamster is a kielba!
kielba by Zlodziej Kielba May 17, 2022
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Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.
Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!
Kielbasa Seed by DaveyHamburger June 16, 2020

zinedine kilbane 

word of affection for distinctly average reliable Irish footballer called Kevin Kilbane
zinedine kilbane by lovefist88 December 1, 2009

Kielbasa in the can 

I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.
Kielbasa in the can by Kram Srednuas December 24, 2007
Cute,kind,brave,care about her friends
Kielanna is a nice, young, girl and people want to be her friends,Kielanna is a beautiful girl and don't care what people say about she.
kielanna by Melan June 28, 2020
To become so intoxicated off of cheap alcohol that one exhibits the need to empty the contents of their stomach into the nearest receptacle; to throw up violently.
He just kilbaned all into that glass at The Brick.
Kilbane by Angibean July 28, 2011
(v) The act of pushing a shuttlecock or ping-pong ball along the floor back towards the other player when the intention was to scoop it or flip it up in the air so the opponent could catch it. This almost always results in the opponent having to do what Kilbane should have done originally in bending down and picking it up himself.
Bacher walks up to the net to retrieve the shuttlecock that has caught the net and fails in his attempt to flip it up to Agler. It instead slides a few feet on the floor just out of reach of Bacher, so Bacher decides the shuttlecock retrieval is now out of his hands and proceeds to get in position for the next exchange while Agler will likely injure his back or somehow break a bone while picking it up.
Agler: “If you Kilbane that goddamn shuttlecock again I swear I’m gonna sodomize you with the head of this racket.”
kilbane by j.agler July 28, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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