kilbaned 

when you get really badly sunburnt and drive someone else's Mercedes

"mate, I got kilbaned on saturday"

"savage"

kilbaned by Kandlestick February 21, 2018

zinedine kilbane 

word of affection for distinctly average reliable Irish footballer called Kevin Kilbane

who does he think he is Zinedine Kilbane?!

zinedine kilbane by lovefist88 December 1, 2009

Kilbane

To become so intoxicated off of cheap alcohol that one exhibits the need to empty the contents of their stomach into the nearest receptacle; to throw up violently.

He just kilbaned all into that glass at The Brick.

Kilbane by Angibean July 28, 2011

kilbane

(v) The act of pushing a shuttlecock or ping-pong ball along the floor back towards the other player when the intention was to scoop it or flip it up in the air so the opponent could catch it. This almost always results in the opponent having to do what Kilbane should have done originally in bending down and picking it up himself.

Bacher walks up to the net to retrieve the shuttlecock that has caught the net and fails in his attempt to flip it up to Agler. It instead slides a few feet on the floor just out of reach of Bacher, so Bacher decides the shuttlecock retrieval is now out of his hands and proceeds to get in position for the next exchange while Agler will likely injure his back or somehow break a bone while picking it up.
Agler: “If you Kilbane that goddamn shuttlecock again I swear I’m gonna sodomize you with the head of this racket.”

kilbane by j.agler July 28, 2011

Kilbane

(n) A new style of facial hair. This style of facial hair must include a patch of cheek hair that makes its way up to the eyes. Other traditional styles of facial hair may be combined with the Kilbane considering cheek hair is completely unique to this new style, however it is usually accompanied by a beard. To achieve a true Kilbane, one must also grow dense circles of hair around his (or her) nipples, however this unique combination of body hair is rumored to be achievable only by one elite individual.

Person 1: "My cheeks are itchy."
Person 2: "That's because your sporting a Kilbane and haven't shaved your cheeks recently. That's disgusting."

Kilbane by j.agler July 29, 2011

kilbane

(v) Violently curb checking one’s own car.

Kilbane: "I'm a really good driver."
4 seconds later the car hops the curb
Passenger: "Damn! Did you just Kilbane a curb again?! Lucky you didn't blow out that tire."

kilbane by j.agler July 29, 2011

kilbane

(v) to fail, to be unsuccessful in every endeavor

"I kilbaned my second date by eating wings....without use of a napkin until I was finished."

"He was kilbaning it. He poured a milkshake on himself, twice, before he even realized what he was doing."

kilbane by lilybeaners July 30, 2011