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Flemish for “an idiot
Sir, where can we get stroopwafels?
You kieken, we’re in Belgium, not the Netherlands so only Liege and Brussels wafels here
kieken by The Belgian Guy January 26, 2023
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Kilkenny Town 

Medieval town in the South East of Ireland know for its exciting night life and being the Gay Capital of Ireland. Favourite pasttime in the area is 'hurling' which is the local term for drinking far too much and vomiting in someone's garden at four in the morning.
Well how 'a' ye butty ?
Are ye cummin to Kilkenny Town fur sum hurling tonite ?
Dunno sugar, both ends are sore since last visit.
Kilkenny Town by KilkennyChap October 10, 2008
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the bus to Kilkenny 

The phrase that one uses to bail on a night out or a session.
Tommy - "Hey man are you coming to the Pav tonight?"
Robert - "Yeah man, I'll be over in 10 minutes"
Phone call later after 20 minutes...
Tommy - "Hey dude where are you now?"
Robert - "Yeah man I'm actually on the bus to Kilkenny...."
Tommy - "....bailer!"
the bus to Kilkenny by Smurf1988 October 21, 2010
Kieren is the most amazing guy there is. Kierens are hilarious and enjoy hearing and making others laugh. They are very out going and easy to talk to. Kierens have the most amazing personality and care so much about those around him. Kierens are foolish and childish but for all the right reasons.

Kierens have every girl wishing they were his. But Kierens will always be loyal to their own girl. Kierens girl is normally someone he never thought of being with or even though of loving her so much. Kierens girl normally starts of as a friend with easy going flirty conversation that leaves a girl thinking no way am i good enough for him. But he will reel them in with his sweet words, amazing hugs and kisses and cheekiness. The girl that would have him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Kierens are very athletic, they enjoy sport and love social side of it as well as competitive. They are mostly tanned and muscular but dont like to show it.
girl- whos he?
other girl- kieren... dont even think about it, it would just be a dream
girl- hmmmm ill go to sleep than?
Kieren by Smiliiiiies November 7, 2011

kirkenspock 

Aggravation derived from an internalized debate between an individual's emotions and logic; the expository condition that precedes the resolution of a personal dilemma.
Paralyzed with kirkenspock, Dennis stood there in the middle of the street until he was eventually hit and killed by a Yugo.
kirkenspock by monsterbrains January 19, 2004
hey kiereny heard you got a new man like usual
kiereny by your mom x101 2.0 February 20, 2018

Logan Kirkendall 

A brand of shovel you use to dig into concrete
Hey Tod hand me that Logan Kirkendall I have a crack in my driveway
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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