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To suck thy mother
I love kieit
kieit by Lolcats11<3 March 29, 2022
Pulling a Keith
When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012
Related Words
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Keith Richards
A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019
Keitelism
Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021
kibitz
To sit in on a conversation, meeting, card-game or online chat and offer unsolicited, informal comments. The original meaning from Yiddish (kibitzen, derived from German kiebitzen - to be an onlooker or spectator) had a negative connotation of being a busybody or giving intrusive, meddlesome, unwanted advice. However, in contemporary US usage, it has become friendlier.
Keith
Keith, a guy with strong emotions.
Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
Keith by Whythooooooooo July 9, 2018
The Keith Lee Effect
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
The Keith Lee Effect by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!