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Is a dirty little whore you loves drinking old women nut
I sure wish I was a Keitaro
Keitaro by Sjsjrngjcjed April 15, 2020
Used for someone who is clumsy, perverted, or just plain stupid. In other cultures, it is used for someone who gets off on kissing turtles and stealing women's panties.

(Hint Hint: Love Hina)
Keitaro by Narusegawa May 22, 2003
Keitaro is a ugly little faggot who loves sucking on a woman named Rachaels titties and licking her cucci while sipping on her nut
Keitaro is a boy
Keitaro by Sjsjrngjcjed April 15, 2020
the most based person on this side of the border
1: "You know Keitaro, right?"

2: "Of course I know Keitaro, he's only the supreme emperor of reality!"
Keitaro by giant men December 20, 2023

Dirty Keitaro 

A cum thirsty slut that can’t control themselves when they’re hard.
God that guy is hot, maybe we can manipulate him into having a threesome with us, I heard he’s a dirty Keitaro so it shouldn’t be hard.
Dirty Keitaro by Mxster April 15, 2020

Dirty Keitaro 

A cum thirsty slut move where someone ejaculates onto ones body just to make it harder for them to clean up.
Yooo dude, Miranda pulled a dirty Keitaro on you while you were asleep!
Dirty Keitaro by Mxster April 15, 2020
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