Keithism

Sayings or other oddities expressed by Keith Hernandez (the former 1st baseman for the New York Mets).

-"That's an el bomberoni!"
-Well that's a Keithism; if I ever heard one.

by 5Mets7 May 23, 2011

The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.

Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what

The religion based around the following of a young man named keith

"My good fellow, does thou practice Keithism?"

by Spectre42 January 6, 2022

Noun- The inability to properly type or write words correctly; typos.

i.e. Writing the word human being instead of human bioeng is an example of Keithism

keithism

the religious ceremony of fucking mooses every day

George-"Dude, why did you buy a moose?"
Bob-"It's for this new religion of keithism! You should join!"

by Brett and Nick April 28, 2008