keithism

the religious ceremony of fucking mooses every day

George-"Dude, why did you buy a moose?"
Bob-"It's for this new religion of keithism! You should join!"

by Brett and Nick April 28, 2008

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Keithism

Sayings or other oddities expressed by Keith Hernandez (the former 1st baseman for the New York Mets).

-"That's an el bomberoni!"
-Well that's a Keithism; if I ever heard one.

by 5Mets7 May 23, 2011

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The religion based around the following of a young man named keith

"My good fellow, does thou practice Keithism?"

by Spectre42 January 06, 2022

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The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.

Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what

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Noun- The inability to properly type or write words correctly; typos.

i.e. Writing the word human being instead of human bioeng is an example of Keithism

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