kidog 

1. A pet dog for one that has no children, yet the dog is like a parents kids.

2. A dog that is very much considered and loved as a child or kiddo.

My sister and brother-in-law have no children, however, they do have a kidog.

kidog by Magic Dave October 4, 2018

kidgoten

Kidgoten is an an Tulsa rapper who sounds like a kid but can actually rap.

Kidgoten New Era Bitch

kidgoten by Wshh2000 March 20, 2020

kidage 

The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.

It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.

This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)

Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.

Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.

kidage by pcat4k April 17, 2014

kidgold 

Kid on chatrooms with a higher rank that always abuses mod power and bans/punishes people unfairly, often for no reason at all.

"Damn, that kidgold just banned me for one edgy joke."

kidgold by thecrazycatten March 27, 2019

kidoloposis

Kidoloposis is a disease you’re diagnosed with when you’re not okay in the head.

Doc: “ I am sorry, you have kidoloposis”
You: “ Oof.”

kidoloposis by BiGpAuLy January 19, 2021

Kilogram 

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.

Kilogram by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Kidge

A pure and wholesome couple who cancel each other’s negatives out and bring out the positives.

“Look how cute, such a Kidge!”

Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018