Kidon 

Kidon is a little $&@“&. He usually likes sports but can’ t easily play them. He likes girls and can do good in school if he copies. He is BIG and likes putting his little Wi Wi into things and his cousins and their friends. He eats McDonalds every day from people. He can be kind and funny. He has 100000000000 cousins. He is also known as Big Daddy Black Boy or triple B, D. His hobbies include stealing stuff with his cousins, and being on his phone doing some things. Don’t look at his history.

Kidon cousin sharkisha likes watermelon.

Kidon by BAA2k18 June 6, 2018

Kidon 

Closeted Weeb. Plays a plethora of shooter games and he is decently good at them. He is tall, usually white, and is Jewish but acts agnostic. He also likes to touch people chest.

“You wanna play Val Kidon”.

Kidon by SugarRR1031 June 24, 2023

Diarrhea Kidnapping

A controversial type of kidnapping, originated from Cuba in the 1960s when the non-human entities have later kidnapped humans. They have been spreading fast between 1970-1989 or late 2006-mid 2019. It has discovered by the US Government.

DanTDM, PewDiePie, Justin Bieber, and many notable public figure have been suffered diarrhea kidnapping by object show characters or countryballs.

Diarrhea Kidnapping by yugoslaviamaster65 April 22, 2020

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Kimona 

Kimona is very special girl, she’s very loving and would do anything for the people she loves. She’s such a paradox. She only falls in love once and when she do she never gets over that person. Kimona is very kind and would give away her last. Kimona likes her own space and doesn’t like to go out. Kimona can be a bit miserable at first but once you get to know her you will fall in love with her great personality and soul. Kimona has such a big heart and sometimes people take advantage of that. But despite what Kimona ever go through she still find time to forgive and carry on with her life. Kimona is also a very beautiful girl.

Kimona loves you forever.
Get yourself a Kimona.

Kimona by Narricistlola November 27, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007