kidager 

A child before they reach the teen years ...especially if they are very mentally developed .... act mature.

"Mom" don't treat my like a little kid "I'm a kidager"

kidager by Bruce J January 1, 2009

kidager 

The vocabular opposite of a manager.

A kid who wanted the manager role, yet wasn't old enough to have it.

Employer-"You're just a kid. and to be manager, you have to be a man! Or else they'd call it...kidager."

kidager by TrashyKing November 30, 2023

kidage 

The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.

It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.

This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)

Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.

Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.

kidage by pcat4k April 17, 2014

kidgering 

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.

Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!

kidgering by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016