kidage 

The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.

It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.

This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)

Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.

Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.

kidage by pcat4k April 17, 2014

kidavelly 

Wet rapper wo gets violated on instagram lives. gets mocked by pc gang and has no bands. has an empty fridge, pc gang ordered £4k of takeaway to his house.

Trevor: “it’s so wet out triple triple triple”
PC Josh: “So wet like Kidavelly”

kidavelly by pc.okudembe January 16, 2019

Kidge

A pure and wholesome couple who cancel each other’s negatives out and bring out the positives.

“Look how cute, such a Kidge!”

Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018

kidgering 

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.

Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!

kidgering by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016

Kidane 

Kidane is the most incredible guy you will ever meet. He is the almighty nigga in the world. He rules the world as the rest of the people are his bitches especially Jamaal and Miguel. He is the most handsome, intelligent, honest, cool, amazing, and powerful guy in the world. There is no human being who can compare to him, he is absolute perfection. There is no one who will exist in the future like him.

Girl 1: Dammmmmn... that nigga Kidane is the most perfect man I have ever seen in my life.
Girl 2: I know right, he is way better than our boyfriends Jamaal and Miguel. You know what, I am dumping them for him right now.

Kidane by The Almighty Emperor Kidane August 16, 2018

Kidge

A wholesome and pure ship, and if you think differently you can’t fight me.

“You ship Klance? That’s cool, I ship Kidge.”
“Oh yes. Kidge. So wholesome.”
“Look at them over there. Such a Kidge.”

Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018

kidager 

A child before they reach the teen years ...especially if they are very mentally developed .... act mature.

"Mom" don't treat my like a little kid "I'm a kidager"

kidager by Bruce J January 1, 2009