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The potential age of your offspring if your first sexual encounter would have produced a child. This is an important metric for the older man on the prowl looking to hook up younger women.

It is best to avoiding coupling with women under kidage.

This sidesteps the potential awkward conversation when you find out why the girl you just slept with, looks a lot like the girl you smashed on spring break 21 years ago. (Hint: She's your daughter)
Bill : This club is full of hot chicks.
Mike : Dude, did you see the giant X's on all there hands, there is not a chick in here that is not under your kidage.

Friend: I used to think Bob was a total tool since he was a virgin until he was 29, His kidage is illegal in most states.
kidage by pcat4k April 17, 2014
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kidavelly 

Wet rapper wo gets violated on instagram lives. gets mocked by pc gang and has no bands. has an empty fridge, pc gang ordered £4k of takeaway to his house.
Trevor: “it’s so wet out triple triple triple”
PC Josh: “So wet like Kidavelly”
kidavelly by pc.okudembe January 16, 2019
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A pure and wholesome couple who cancel each other’s negatives out and bring out the positives.
“Look how cute, such a Kidge!”
Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018

kidgering 

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.
Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!
kidgering by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016
Kidane is the most incredible guy you will ever meet. He is the almighty nigga in the world. He rules the world as the rest of the people are his bitches especially Jamaal and Miguel. He is the most handsome, intelligent, honest, cool, amazing, and powerful guy in the world. There is no human being who can compare to him, he is absolute perfection. There is no one who will exist in the future like him.
Girl 1: Dammmmmn... that nigga Kidane is the most perfect man I have ever seen in my life.
Girl 2: I know right, he is way better than our boyfriends Jamaal and Miguel. You know what, I am dumping them for him right now.
A wholesome and pure ship, and if you think differently you can’t fight me.
“You ship Klance? That’s cool, I ship Kidge.”
“Oh yes. Kidge. So wholesome.”
“Look at them over there. Such a Kidge.”
Kidge by Kidge555 September 4, 2018
A child before they reach the teen years ...especially if they are very mentally developed .... act mature.
"Mom" don't treat my like a little kid "I'm a kidager"
kidager by Bruce J January 1, 2009
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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